Hangover Quotes

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The Hangover Movie Quotes - Funniest Lines

June 24, 2009 – 4:23 pm by Corey

We knew that The Hangover was going to be a comic masterpiece. The best quotes from The Hangover are hard to put in order. The movie was more then a few funny lines like a Will Ferrell movie, it was nonstop insane funny from start to finish. That said, the movie was filled with awesome quotes and funny lines. We already talked about Heather Graham and Zach Galifiankisleading up to the movie’s release. Here’s a collection of some of the best quotes, feel free to correct my mistakes or add your own favorite quotes.

Stu: “She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring.”
Alan: “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”

“We’re not going to leave a baby in the room. There’s a fucking tiger in the bathroom.”

“Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.”

“Rainman took over a casino and he was a retard”

Sid (Jeffrey Tambor): “Remember whathappens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except forherpes. That shit’ll come back with you.”

Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil) (Alan walks forward)
Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus

“Doug is probably dead, face down in a ditch and getting butt fucked by a meth addict”

“Whose baby is that?”
“Check its collar or something.”

Stu: “Am I missing a tooth?

“In the face! IN THE FACE!”

“Tracy (Sasha Barrese): “We’re getting married in five hours.”
Phil: “Yeah … that’s not gonna happen.”

Alan (to hotel clerk): Is this hotel beeper friendly? I’m not getting a signal. Where is your bank of pay phones?”

Dr. Valsh (Matt Walsh): “It’s on the corner of ‘get a map’ and ‘fuckoff.’”

Alan: “Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.”

“Paging Dr. Faggot!”

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