Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Too Bad Kenny Powers Took Out His Eye

Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson

Need some advice for your lady? Craig Robinson gets you sexy.

I wish I though of Doing This

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1786962

Apocalypse...Doubtfully

But could be as bad as the dust bowl epidemic. Ironically, using DDT could help save the environment on this one.

Utah Braces for Grasshopper Invasion

In "Sure Signs of the Apocalypse" news, over 250,000 acres in Tooele County, Utah, have become infested with hungry grasshoppers, which hatched a few weeks ago and have started invading the suburbs.

And the worst is yet to come, with the grasshoppers expected to grow in size and number as the summer wears on, devouring everything in their path. "I'd call this the closest that I've seen to a plague in a long time," said Mitch Halligan, whose yard is literally blanketed by the pests, up to 2,000 insects per square foot.

Halligan's neighbor has been forced to use the back entrance to his home since the grasshoppers took over his front door. The hoppers have even found their way into another resident's house and car. "I think you could say it's the worst ever in Tooele County," said Linden Greenhalgh, who is leading the effort to rid the insects by spraying poison on hatching grounds.

Experts aren't exactly sure why the grasshoppers decided to invade Utah this year. Some say it's because of a particularly rainy June following several dry years. Others say it's because the grasshoppers heard the skiing was amazing.

I've Wanted to do this for a while.

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crazy dude jumps out of helicopter to catch a marlin.
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Monday, June 29, 2009

Best Banner Add Ever!

http://awardshome.com/cannes2009/pringles/can-hands.html

Copperstown via Hollywood

Sounds like the team I created in 2003 in the dorm.
via http://romanisburning.com/2009/06/26/the-greatest-baseball-lineup-from-the-movies-ever/

The Greatest Baseball Lineup from the Movies…Ever

There are a ton of lists out there that try and make up the ultimate line up of baseball players from the movies. Well this list is no different, only thing is this one doesn’t suck.

C – Crash Davis (Bull Durham)

With the cast of characters in this pitching staff we need a strong, foul mouthed voice of reason to keep them in line. Plus with all that time in the minors you figure he’s due for another cup of coffee.



Harder, Better, Faster, Wicked Awesome!

http://www.najle.com/idaft/

Click on the link. You know you want to.

RIP Homies

Tribute to a Childhood Hero of Mine, and the Greatest SEC Swoop Ever

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This mix about my favourite basketball player, Pete Maravich. Since Pistol was a 70s player you probably don't know much about him. Maravich is an NBA legend and was inducted into the fall of hame in 1987; he holds nearly every single college scoring record and averaged 44.2 points a game without the three point line.

About the Mix, I didn't want to add to many effects onto it because I just wanted to focus on the clips; however there are effects in the tittles and such.

What this mix covers


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Friday, June 26, 2009

Another friend tearing it up on Viral Video

This is Derek Alvarado. He is a friend of mine from highshool and we were even in the same fraternity together at UT.

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'TRANSFORMERS 2' EXCLUSIVE! INTERVIEW WITH ACTOR PLAYING 'JOINT OPERATIVE #1'

POSTED BY PATRICK SCHUMACKER | WEDNESDAY JUNE 24 AT 12:12 PDT

http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/transformers-2-exclusive-interview-actor-playing-joint-operative-1

Who needs to get an exclusive interview with Megan Fox or Shia LaBeouf orOptimus Prime when you can talk to the actor playing the guy who gives the pilot ofJosh Duhamel and Tyrese's helicopter permission to land? Yeah, that's right. Screen Junkies has the exclusive - and we mean ONLY - interview with Transformers Revenge of the Fallen's Derek Alvarado.

Suck on it, Ain't It Cool!!!

You Beat Us

This is my friend Linz celbrating their win over my Longhorns in the national championship game. I guess that I will let her have her moment in the sun since she now appears in her first blog.

via http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/49054631.html

News 2's Kristy Davis gets the reaction from fans celebrating the LSU Tigers College World Series win.

Woody is Back!

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Zombieland Trailer 2009

In theaters: October 9, 2009
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LAMEBOOK

I do love the site, but this does point out a lot of the things I hate about it.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Sound of Settling

The Sound of Settling

SucksMehLameLaaaameThe Lamest (4.05 out of 5)
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Epic Win on Facebook!

Uli (aka Karl Hungus) is a nihilist. He cares about nothing, whcih inclueds your feelings.

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Warren "Biscuit" Breakfield...Muschamp get on this kid.

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One hell of a big hit...Two of 'em as a matter of fact.Delivered by Warren"Biscuit"Breakfield.
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Better than Getting an A++

Kind of reminds me how in 7th grade I got written up for yelling "Girl...I know you want deez nutz".  I too got lunch suspension.

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Carnivores are Wicked Awesome

Another good idea... Starting a lumberjack club and putting your poster next to a environmental clubs poster.

High five to whoever mocked the Vegan sign.  Great recreation and even better image selection.

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In Memory of Michael Jackson

Well the new has been around for a few hours, but I decided to post what I believe to be his best song and video.

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean


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Breaking News on the Kink of Pop

His heart just popped

Michael Jackson -- Cardiac Arrest

Michael JacksonWe've just learned Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles ... and we're told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.

He was picked up at his home around 20 minutes ago -- we're told his mother is on the way to visit him.

UPDATE: The 911 call came in at 12:21PM at his Holmby Hills home in L.A.



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Interesting Tactic

During my childhood, this probably would have attracted me to the lawn. Now I would scamper out of embarrassment.

Guy Uses Porno to Keep Kids off His Lawn

Whatever happened to the good old days, when old men would wantonly fire pellet guns loaded with rock salt into the air to keep kids off their property? 27-year-old Michael Buck instead uses the slapping, moaning soundtrack of hard-core pornography to frighten off the kiddies.

VIA http://www.asylum.com/2009/06/25/grumpy-guy-uses-porno-to-keep-kids-off-his-lawn/

J&A

I don't know if you follow these guys, but they are halarious and probably have the best job in the world.

Hangover Quotes

This movie is definately in my top three Comedies. If you haven't seen it, I highly recomend it. It is so Choice.

The Hangover Movie Quotes - Funniest Lines

June 24, 2009 – 4:23 pm by Corey

We knew that The Hangover was going to be a comic masterpiece. The best quotes from The Hangover are hard to put in order. The movie was more then a few funny lines like a Will Ferrell movie, it was nonstop insane funny from start to finish. That said, the movie was filled with awesome quotes and funny lines. We already talked about Heather Graham and Zach Galifiankisleading up to the movie’s release. Here’s a collection of some of the best quotes, feel free to correct my mistakes or add your own favorite quotes.

Stu: “She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring.”
Alan: “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”

“We’re not going to leave a baby in the room. There’s a fucking tiger in the bathroom.”

“Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.”

“Rainman took over a casino and he was a retard”

Sid (Jeffrey Tambor): “Remember whathappens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except forherpes. That shit’ll come back with you.”

Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil) (Alan walks forward)
Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus

“Doug is probably dead, face down in a ditch and getting butt fucked by a meth addict”

“Whose baby is that?”
“Check its collar or something.”

Stu: “Am I missing a tooth?

“In the face! IN THE FACE!”

“Tracy (Sasha Barrese): “We’re getting married in five hours.”
Phil: “Yeah … that’s not gonna happen.”

Alan (to hotel clerk): Is this hotel beeper friendly? I’m not getting a signal. Where is your bank of pay phones?”

Dr. Valsh (Matt Walsh): “It’s on the corner of ‘get a map’ and ‘fuckoff.’”

Alan: “Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.”

“Paging Dr. Faggot!”


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