I get the concept. Great to get little kids doing yoga, but seriously, how do you get a job as a Rastafarian Chicken? I need a little of that in my life.
This is Aziz Ansari. He is in character as Raaaaandy, doing stand up for his role in the movie Funny People which opens today. This movie will have to be funny since it is basically stand up comedy by Adam Sandler, Seth Rogan, Jona Hill, Jason Schwartaman, and not to mention it is brought to you by Apatow. Gonna have to go see it this weekend.
"My biology grad student friend tells me that different types of alcohol don't actually have different types of effects. I trust their expertise, not because of the 'biology' part, but because of the 'grad student'."
We've got apps to shake babies, apps that mimic bodily functions, but its Chris Alvares' 'Passion' app that may be the strangest, most illicit application designed for the iPhone.
Using the microphone and the accelerometer, Alverez set out to design a program that measures an activity that (hopefully) uses a fair amount of sound and movement: sex. Those curious about their performance can strap their iPhone to a belt or armband and do the deed, and the device rates the act. Factors considered are duration, activity, and climax, combining to give a reading measured out of ten. For the self-conscious, users can upload their score and compare their performance to others.
No doubt that this application will certainly garner support from Lotharios who want to see how they measure up, but if this (warning: hilariously disturbing) turtle taught us anything, noise and motion don't necessarily translate to satisfaction. Usually we end posts like these with a witty observation or snide comment, but this is an iPhone application that measures how well you do in bed. We can't really top that. [From: Telegraph.co.uk]